Gacy was a really terrible wrestler for a long time, to the point where fans gave up on him. Then Gacy got passable and became the world champion. Gacy is technically the babyface I guess, but the crowd is cheering for Rush. Rush attacks right away. Fuck these fans. Gacy was excellent in this match. Watching Gacy put together flurries of offense is like watching a completely different wrestler given how terrible he used to be. Gacy tries bringing in a chair. Gacy accidentally hits a Lethal Injection on the referee. It’s the opening match for the world title, and whoever is in charge just HAD to overbook the shit out of this. Rush breaks out a sledgehammer from the baby carriage that was brought to the ring. Gacy superkicks him. Rush goes low when Gacy tries to use it. Rush hits a pedigree. ARE YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING KIDDING ME? Rush hits a frog splash for two and then bitches at the new referee. Gacy tries using a chair, but the referee takes it away. Rush hits Gacy with the sledgehammer and gets three. The first referee…restarts the match for some reason. Gacy rolls up Rush for three after the bell rings This started out as a really fun sprint, but hold God was this one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. This basically hit three different marks of bad. The stupid Triple H spots. Multiple referee bumps. Non-sensical restarts. I’m almost in awe at how bad those last five minutes were.
I thought the Williams/Prohibition finish was bad, but CZW asserted themselves once again as the kings with that match. All hail.
Winner (s)/Rating: STILL CZW World Champion-Joe Gacy/Pour One Out