This match was a goddamn embarrassment. First is the shenanigans with the ring announcing. Then they spend time trying to out heel each using alleged comedy. Scurll does some extensive arm work that goes nowhere. There’s an “homage” to the old Eddie Guerrero referee spot. At one point, Mr. Anderson is hit in the dick and then runs around ringside pointing at his dick. Anderson also HAD to get a visual pinfall on the champion because he’s a “star.” I get this isn’t 2007 or 2008, but this never should have been booked or been allowed to be seen by anyone. It’s incredibly obvious Anderson was here to collect a paycheck and nothing else. I’ve enjoyed many of Scurll’s title defenses, but this was not a good weekend for him. Hopefully, wrestling Matt Sydal will get him on the right path.
Winner (s)/Rating: STILL ROH World Television Champion-Marty Scurll/Pour One Out